The Continued Adventures of (a very naughty) Hippo.

Hello Ariya! Hippo Here, I have been very busy looking after your daddy, he is such hard work and I'm doing my best to make sure he is safe and happy, i know he misses you very much and so do i :) now your daddy is doing very well for himself, he has just moved to a new house and it's very nice by human standards. It needs a proper inspection by a Hippo otherwise it's not a proper home. So i thought id have a look around and get all the proper checks done.....i may have gotten distracted.

I woke up and found that your Daddy had gone to work, he had left me a coffee on the side in my Hippo mug, it has an H for Hippo and is the certain shade of grey that i like best. Full of coffee i began the extremely thorough inspection that we hippos are famous for. I began with the sweets and treats and inspected the internet needed to check my hippo mails, I'm a very important hippo you see.

Hippo Has all the Treats!

Next, i had to check the bed was nice and comfy so i took the snacks, i had to try all of them it was very hard, I had to make sure your daddy had super soft pyjamas so i tried a pair on and then i had to make sure his comics were good, so i made a den in the bed and tried to read them. The pictures were pretty good for humans, but i couldn't understand the silly words, so i had a brilliant idea.

Thinking of becoming a Model

Your daddy is always wearing these silly goggles when he reads so i thought id try some on, these must be the secret to reading human words. None of them worked but you have to admit i do look good in these eye gogs, All this work made hippo very tired, so i decided to put on my best friends t-shirt and get back to what hippos do best and have a nap, i can finish my checks another day, I'm sure it's all fine your Daddy is really clever for a human.

Ready for Bed

Hippo loves Ariya and will keep an eye on daddy like he always does, ill also talk to you more soon, I'm getting the hang of this internet thing, its like hipponet just not as good. Night Night.

X

King Hippo